Saturday, May 23, 2009
Newest Fashion Accessory: Black Babies!
Apparently, little toy doggies like Paris Hilton's chihuahua did not quite do the trick. The newest fad in Hollywood is to tote around a black baby!
Black babies give their owners instant credibility with the left wing human rights types, and they are virtual badges of social consciousness.
Angelina Jolie noticed a spike in her speaking requests after choosing her black baby. So much so, that Madonna embarked on her quest to select just the right black baby for her to be seen carrying around.
Adopting children who might otherwise have dim prospects for a future is a noble undertaking. But I fear that this fad will come and go like all the rest.
But not if Bruno has anything to do with it!