The following concepts in Americana perplex me:
American Idol: Sadistic show meant to spark ridicule and scorn while rewarding a lucky few.
Birkenstocks: The absolute most ugly footwear ever made. Why would one ever want to be seen in public with them on?
Super Size fast food: Does anyone really need a pound of fries and a huge greasy triple burger for a meal of one sitting?
Oprah Winfrey: She is a cult figure now who uses her show to further feminist orthodoxy.
Tattoos: These are for narcissistic and short-term thinking people. Most regret getting them after a few months.
Lack of Geographical Knowledge: We seem to think that only the USA matters in the world. Learn where the Balkans, the Caucasus, the Falklands, and the Azores are for crying out loud!
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Crocs! Those shoes are horrendous!
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